Dear Matt,

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04/28/2014 at 22:44 • Filed to: None

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I feel like I can call you Matt because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a blog. I know I can't write as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you write fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real fast lap!

-Everyone on Oppo asking for a sub-blog


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2014 at 07:48

Kinja'd!!!0

I didn't think I was that much of a shmooser.


Kinja'd!!! King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2014 at 09:40

Kinja'd!!!1

I personally enjoy the relative anonymity of general commenting/posting. Having a sub-blog involves a LOT of responsibility. Like more than none. And I'm not gonna muster that, no sir.